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Simp

Honda-kun in Yu-Gi-Oh season 0
Honda is such a simp.
by HighasFuckSergio May 25, 2022
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Simp

Normally named Jared, these simps will fix a girls computer, of whom they just met.
by Kiplak April 13, 2020
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Simp

When you leave your friends in a game to talk to your other half
David simps over Emily when we play league of lengends
by Carys May 27, 2021
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Simp

Bruno, a male who is beyond the normal comprehensible understanding of a beta male that he is now evolved into a Simp.
Hi my name is bruno and I suffer from acute simp syndrome.
by Jathi February 12, 2020
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Simp

A term invented by incels (involuntarily celibate) to describe men who are successful in catering a girls attention via the method said person tried before becoming an incel. Simp is a derogatory term invented out of failed attempts & self projected Insecurities.
Check out that simp opening the door for his girlfriend. I wish I could have landed a girlfriend by being a simp. But I didn’t and now I’m an incel so I’ll make fun of those who are doing better than me.
by UrbanCreole May 22, 2020
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Simp

A Simp is Mostly a human being who constantly attempts to grasp the attention of a female, using Awkward skills and disgusting facts, not including his severe obesity to try impress a woman, with a definite fail rate. Although this definition mostly is used to define a human characteristic, animals such as pigs are also known to Simp over female animals.
Ryan the obese cunt is simping for Ee En again. I hate that pig, one day the farmer would get him with the shotgun. Constantly harassing humans with the massive shits he leaves behind in the barn.
by Aesthetic bokchoi May 11, 2020
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Simp 🫤

When someone named Noah has a big fat crush on someone that realistically will never like him back and he just can’t get over it. She’s not gonna date you dude, let it go 🫤
Person 1: “hey I think that noah guy is a little simp 🫤”
Person 2: “what makes you think that?”
Person 1: “he’s actually obsessed with you and he makes it so obvious even though you keep friend zoning him”
by TevanTheCoolest March 20, 2024
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