meat

the best food

Person 1: I don’t eat meat.

Other person: naw dawg you have to try it.

by 147852369/*-+.0 August 26, 2025

Meat Pie

To have sex with three men. Black men on top and bottom and white in the middle.

Me, Jacob and Dan are gonna Meat Pie tonight.

by Ya Like Plasma? June 5, 2017

Schrodinger's meat

Similar to Schrodinger's cat, but instead of a cat it involves meat. This occurs when meat tastes undercooked and overcooked simultaneously.

Guy 1: Dude, this Big Mac got something wrong with it.
Guy 2: What do you mean?

Guy 1: It tastes burnt and raw at the same time.

Guy 2: Damn bro, they gave you some Schrodinger's meat.

by Convicted Felon April 21, 2021

Beating Another's meat

A handjob.

Alder: I beat Claire's meat and it felt good!

Claire: I also did the same to you, we should do this again. Another time?

Alder: OH HELL YEAH!

An Example of a sentence about beating another's meat.

by PencilBuzz August 30, 2023

Meat knuckles

When a person is so fat, you can’t even see their knuckles from how fat their hands are.

Tom: check out my new finger tat
Dave: nice meat knuckles fatass

by I love my ego August 26, 2022

Meat rudder

The practice of a woman peeing off the back of a moving boat. Vaginal lips providing a rudder like movement in the water.

She had the meat rudder out behind the boat

by Meanswsu August 30, 2025

meat call

grantland

i was his favorite meat call

by grantland November 26, 2020