skeeter meat

When a man has a small, short, and thin penis.

Girl 1: How was your night with Greg?
Girl 2: Oh he was great! Took me out to the fair, then to dinner. But....
Girl 1: But what?
Girl 2: He had skeeter meat :(

by Ritch850 August 27, 2019

Mississippi Meat Munch

The act of your first cousin giving you a blowjob and right before ejaculation, you uppercut her bottom jaw.

Did y’all here about Jeff, he got a Mississippi meat munch and now he’s in the hospital.

by October 13, 2023

meat bakery

Slang for a brothel

Sucks the police raided that meat bakery on fith...

by BeerNuggets October 17, 2021

lob meat

To ask for meat pics

I knew his dick was big that’s why I asked him to lob meat pics

by Meatsondeck November 18, 2019

HONCHOS MEAT UP

When a group of well known degenerates assemble in order to denigrate their enemies and sometimes each other, consume coma inducing amounts of substances, and perform any number of questionable, dangerous, or otherwise ill advised activities. These gatherings happen at irregular intervals and are generally composed of a caustic mix of borderline personalities.
There are often promises "hearty soups", but rarely do said soups materialize.

"Are you heading to Johns this weekend?"
"I might, it sounds like a real honchos meat up, though. I might skip it."

by Alf Porn April 12, 2024

Meat Pig

A term in the oilfield used to describe plowing someone from behind. Also used in Central America to describe running your meat stick into someone's ham wallet.

As soon as I got off the rig I gave my ol lady that meat pig.

by HogNdog October 09, 2023

Meat rounder

Meat rounder is when you randomly choose one of your female followers on IG, click their profile, and then go to every picture of them and fap for 20 seconds. If you nut, you have to tell that girl that you been beating your meat and busted on her pictures

-hey, I accidentally lost meat rounder and busted on your face picture.

-send pic

by tzernut March 05, 2018