Jack King Koff

The name you give yourself when you see that your penis is at least 8 inches long.

Hey man, my dick is 8 inches long, so just call me "Jack King Koff"

by DallasFanFTW June 7, 2017

king of bloke and bird

Song by Robbie Williams

no longer king of bloke and bird

by superbobble.com April 14, 2017

King Cwong

The derivative of a gorilla. Loves to climb buildings and was once caged in fury.

"king cwong was climbing the empire state building"

by lol hey October 10, 2011

The King vs. Eli Show

A place where the craziest, coolest, most fucked up motherfuckers come to hash out real life shit! King is a motherfucking unicorn and Eli likes the D! It's the best place to be! We're all pretty bombass!

I used to talk to people through text, now The King vs. Eli Show is where I go; those motherfuckers are crazy!

by EliLikesTheD September 12, 2014

Miss King

S L U T. Thinks she owns st mungos PE department.

Who’s got cheesy toes? Aw that’s just miss king X

by boombaclart January 11, 2024

King Kong

Weakest monster who isn't Mothra He was cool in Skull Island tho

King Kong ain't got shit!

by Mebegayasfuk October 15, 2022

king eater

One who only slobs on the knob of a higher ranking male. Dick eater.

She was known as a king eater.

by Kittyberry1124 August 23, 2017