Short King

A highly sarcastic phrase and obvious oxymoron, employed in hilarious mockery of the compulsively overcompensating, preposterously petite, inherently effeminate and doubtlessly delusional mental (and physical) midget universally loathed as the manlet. Additionally it represents the perfect example of peak manlet cope. Inflicted with catastrophic levels of manletism, brimming with manlet rage and having for decades nurtured the ironically colossal Napoleon complex that is ever-present inside of his pea-brained skull, the low IQ manlet is amusingly unable to see the biting satire implicit in the devastatingly depreciating description of himself as a Short King. Because it went over his tiny, little head. Ignorance is bliss. And so the silly manlet, moronically mesmerized by his manletism-induced delusions of grandeur, fails to realize that the whole world is backhandedly calling him a manlet all the time, until it finally dawns on him that Short King and manlet are synonymous and that there is no such thing as a Short King.

Manmore 1: Lol, why is that desperate and diminutive little manlet boy laboriously dragging around that stolen garden gnome over there? Manmore 2: It must be dwarven date night. Apparently the Short King has finally found his Prince Charming. Manmore 1: Hahahahaha!

by ManletDepreciator September 1, 2024

King Abbasi

Some know him as the myth. Others the legend. I personally know him as the MAN.

Man 1. "guys have you heard the story about King Abbasi?"

Man 2. "Yes, ive heard that he have sold sand to a man in sahara"

Man 3. "I've heard that he can bench a car"

The man. The myth. The Legend.

by TheLegend1253721 September 24, 2019

Birthday King

A phrase used by fucking idiots with no grammatical background use to refer to their birthdays in hopes they will cop a bitch or two. Commonly used in Arab snapchat, twitter, and other social media sites

X: Ay look, its that dumb ass Khalids birthday.
Y: Oh really? how do you know?
X: His best friend Assem just reposted his birthday king post.
Y: Wow, such simps...

by MarkMarkson June 28, 2020

A King Edward

To convert to a new religion to be with a woman or man belonging to that religion when one would be otherwise prevented by religious differences.

George pulled a King Edward to win the approval of his girlfriend's Latvian Orthodox parents.

by JCEDO April 17, 2013

Miss King

S L U T. Thinks she owns st mungos PE department.

Who’s got cheesy toes? Aw that’s just miss king X

by boombaclart January 11, 2024

Klam King

Klam king is when your friend is being mean for no reason,

guy 1, Wow austin is such a klam king

guy 2, but its funny though

i told my friend that i like a girl he became a klam king and walked away

by pussywreka96 April 19, 2020

king staccato

sombody who thinks there cool but really there a big baby

"do i hear storm"
"king staccato proceeds to cry"
"waaaaaa"

by thismanmakeshell September 6, 2020