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i am a cat

When your a cat
by Da Bros February 16, 2021
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i shit in the microwave

a word when people shit in bed but they want to keep it secret
guy #1: ay i shit in the microwave today
guy #2: ayo what the
by average boi January 21, 2022
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am I pretty?

no, you're not. If you're pretty you would be that quirky weirdo.

who likes those people?

You're just not nice.
Girl: Hey josh!
Josh: Hi
Girl: am I pretty?
Josh: No.
Girl: :(
by Happypeople. May 23, 2021
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i got raped.

Used to convey a negative feeling when responding to another's inquiry about an event.

Dick: "How was that family party you had to go to?"

Harry: "i got raped."
Dick: "How was that family party you had to go to?"

Harry: "i got raped."
by generalbeaner November 11, 2010
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I pissed here

A common internet slang to show that a particular person had been to a particular place, and is typing so to prove it.
I pissed here, now you cant say i didn't visit your page!
by Jason Dickens April 15, 2007
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I ain’t no snitch

1 What you usually say when you get called a snitch
2 A contradictory statement used when you want to snitch on someone
1 Bill:”Bob is a fucking snitch”

Bob:”I ain’t no snitch”

2Bill:”Shit,I broke Jim’s money”(Bill stole Jim’s cash)

Bob:”I ain’t no snitch”

*proceeds to snitch*
by BigBrainBigPp March 9, 2020
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