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John Green Fangirl

Usually known as Nerdfighters. They are people who read nothing but John Green's books, which are repetitive and overrated. They usually drool to the Vlogbrothers, a channel in which the author and his brother try to be cool to their audience even though they're old as fuck. Things they do includes making up dumb-ass songs, causing brain damage, wasting your time, being narcissistic, hearing themselves talk, trying to be weird, random and clever at the same time and appealing to the lame people who take the time to watch and love them. These people usually like the books because they talk about smoking, cursing, pixie dream girls and because it's fucking trending.
John Green Fangirl:...
Person: OMG just no *walks away*
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Dunlop Green Flash 

A training shoe originated in the 1930's . Often worn by middle aged men trying to look cool , but failing drastically .
"Look at him in his Dunlop Green Flash , he thinks he's down with the kids "
Dunlop Green Flash by Yolo4ever December 17, 2013

Mr. Green 

I ain't doing shit for you unless I get a visit from Mr. Green.

Or. Be sure to bring Mr. Green with you when we meet.
Mr. Green by vindex Parsley April 27, 2011

Tom Green 

A fag that lives only for his nightly internet show. The only good part of his show is when Neil Hamburger shows up and shits on everybody.
"4CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!"

"Welcome to the Tom Green show, tonights guest is Neil Hamburger!"

"lol u guyz r a buncha barrel rawlers lol"

"Drew, I want you back Drew...WHY?!"
Tom Green by William Woody October 30, 2007

Jeff Green 

1. Jeff Green is a NASCAR Nextel Cup series driver.

2. One who can be found in public bathrooms passed out on the floor with his pants around his ankles. Security guards often will poke him with a stick and call an ambulance.

3. One who can be found studying Second Year Engineering at a university in Halif0fax, rumoured to be in Canada, for at least four years and still not know what type of engineer he wants to be. If found in Fifth year please see "Chris Fedora".
1. Bob: "Who really cares about Jeff Green?"

2. Security: "Cancel that ambulance... This Jeff Green is awake now."

3. Random campus bar goer #1: "Isn't that Chris Fedora?"

Random campus bar goer #2: "Nope! He's still a Jeff Green."

Random campus bar goer #1: "Maybe I should give him my deoderant then..."
Jeff Green by Douches November 25, 2004

Blue and green 

THE HOTTEST FUCKIN COLORS EVER!!!! Makes people super horney!!!
that girl is hot because she has a blue and green shirt
Blue and green by Bangie October 29, 2008

olive green 

color commonly used by the army and duche bags who think they should be in the army but could never been good enough or are just too stupid to know the differance.
"That guy is a ass fucker for wearing olive green like he has a pair..."
olive green by hobbitinguard October 14, 2008