fallopian fish hook

The form of birth control known as an IUD (intra-uterine device) EXPIRES EVERY THREE YEARS

My ex’s fallopian fish hook expired and now I have a toddler

by Tnorth October 30, 2023

Flying fish

When you participate in nyotaimori and add wasabi to the mix if you know what I mean and try to eat as much of the sushi before your partner gets up and notices the burn.

I’m never having sushi again after my ex did the flying fish on me

by Cyan_Blue December 19, 2023

Square Fish

A floating kilo or brick of cocaine. Usually washing up on the beach after a drop went array or drug runners have to dump it when the law is closing in.

You want to go to the movies tonight? No, I’m gonna go walk up and down the beach hunting for square fish.

by Snakeyes9 December 28, 2023

Ling Fish

A red head ex-stripper, usually over 6ft, who has a pet bird and dog and spends all day trying to get attention.

Stop annoying the bird, shut up you Ling Fish.

by filletsofish January 25, 2024

Rotating Fish

A sodium ion.

“Hey could you pass me that vial full of solvent and rotating fish?”

by Kirtap November 8, 2023

Canned Fish

Fish in a can

Could you pass me the canned fish?

by Jeffery Louisiana November 20, 2023

War fish

1. A fish of War.
2. An undiscovered North Atlantic species of fish that is/will be classified as lethal weapon and too deadly to be used in warfare.
3. A metaphor for a war vessel.

Person A: War Fish fear me!!
Person B: Did you know that 3/4th of that sentence is composed of the very small set of English words that you can monger?

by anonymous December 1, 2023