haggard ass

Something that is ghetto, mankey or old.

Dude, that's the most Haggard Ass pair of pants I've ever seen.

by Cass. March 26, 2005

Ass packed

SomeOne Who Has Been Fucked By a guy in the ass.

Jay Leno was ass packed by Conan O' Brian

by Ecstasy Designz June 4, 2004

Ass Snot

Ass Snot is the flemmy substance discharged, usually with stool, after contracting a stomach flu. This release is one of the last steps to recovery and is marked by generally feeling relieved.

Honey, you would not believe the disgusting Ass Snot that was in the toilet after I took a crap. I think I'm finally getting over the stomach flu.

by D'Kid February 13, 2009

ass to mouth

the art of cleaning your dirty cock in that sreet whore mouth!!!

God dude...I fucked this whore so hard in her gaping ass...I finished her with a good ''ass to mouth'' she got just what she deserve!!!!

by The Lord June 3, 2004

ass sandwich

The act of planting one's ass on another's face, usually after they've been overserved and are passed out on a couch or bed. Proper form "fits" the butt crack atop the nose.

Bobby came home hammered and passed out. So I gave him an ass sandwich.

by Mark Regan September 3, 2006

ass lick

the licking of the freaken arse
diks if u don't understand that
go back to elementry skool

Wow that chick ass licked me last nite
it felt fucken weird, yet interestingly good

by HEADSHOT January 30, 2003

ass pussy

noun - when the anal cavity gets overused for intercourse that it becomes as loose as a pussy

Kristian has such an ass pussy after a month of anal.

by Rupio Dominguez January 2, 2008