ass last

Very last. Behind everyone else. Everyone is ahead of you. The very last time.

Dammit, I'm ass last again!

That's the fucking ass last time I invite anyone over for a party.

by MoonKnight September 1, 2003

ass to mouth

the art of cleaning your dirty cock in that sreet whore mouth!!!

God dude...I fucked this whore so hard in her gaping ass...I finished her with a good ''ass to mouth'' she got just what she deserve!!!!

by The Lord June 3, 2004

ass sandwich

The act of planting one's ass on another's face, usually after they've been overserved and are passed out on a couch or bed. Proper form "fits" the butt crack atop the nose.

Bobby came home hammered and passed out. So I gave him an ass sandwich.

by Mark Regan September 3, 2006

ass lick

the licking of the freaken arse
diks if u don't understand that
go back to elementry skool

Wow that chick ass licked me last nite
it felt fucken weird, yet interestingly good

by HEADSHOT January 30, 2003

ass pussy

noun - when the anal cavity gets overused for intercourse that it becomes as loose as a pussy

Kristian has such an ass pussy after a month of anal.

by Rupio Dominguez January 2, 2008

candy ass

Richard Simmons.

Hey who's that candyass sweatin' to the oldies?

by StonerSmurf November 7, 2003

ass ninja

ninja's that spontaniously spawn from ones ass.

'Goddam, i had a bit of trouble with some ass ninja's this morning.'

by Prycey September 9, 2003