Shit tits

A pair of tits with gigantic areolas that are basically the full diameter of the titties themselves. Bonus points if the areolas are brown.

I was stoked to finally get her in bed, just to find out she's got shit tits. Fuckin mad disappointment man

by skids-n-shids February 24, 2022

Dick-Tits

elongated phallic shaped nipples that sway to and fro!

Just as I took her shirt off, OH MY GOD... SHE'S GOT DICK-TITS! {Abrupt projectile vomit}

by jib9119 August 20, 2013

Tit Pen

A pen in the tit pocket on a shirt

may i use the pen that is in your pocket, your tit pen?

by canamguy09 July 27, 2017

Boobs! Sports! Beer! Tits! Cars!

Boobs! Sports! Beer! Tits! Cars! is a term used in the redneck community to well, signal their love for boobs, sports, beer, tits and cars. They'll mostly shout this during a sport.

Redneck 1: Dude!!! They fucking scored we won!
Reneck 2: Boobs! Sports! Beer! Tits! Cars!

by SkailusLOL August 20, 2020

Tits to the tarmac

The girl version of balls to the wall. When the party is getting on!

Jules: “are we going big tonight ladies?”

Emma: “damn right, girls its ‘tits to the tarmac’ time…let’s go.

by anonymous July 25, 2025

TITS

Women breasts

Her tits are big

by Djdjd je ebebdudjbd November 15, 2020

inner tube tits

i have a friend that also goes by dick sickle, that can be described as inner tube tits. meaning he has weird tits... even though i don't know what they look like

wow bryant messick has such inner tube tits

by innertubetits March 10, 2017