blaire job

A blow job that never actually happened

"Wow, is it true what happened with judy and jake?"
"That she gave him a blow job?"

"Yeah!"
"Nah man, that was a Blaire job."

by Xxqueenbitchhhxx May 8, 2014

Job

Again my consent to do the job was contingent on the absence of retard sex under the auspices of the boundaries policy.

Hym "And I was fired from my job (officially) for violating the neglect and abuse policy EXPLICITLY AS A RESULT of not reporting my suspicion of retard sex in accordance with the boundaries policy."

by Hym Iam October 1, 2023

Drip Job

When a homosexual ejaculates on top of a straight male without his consent.

Lmao that guy just got a drip job from eric

by Baaaadtooth3bonee November 13, 2017

Job Stalking

Job Stalking is the phenomenon of employers viewing your job application repeatedly for some reason, but then never reaching out to you in any way. They will view your application multiple times for no reason . One theory is that they see you are qualified, but are biased against folks with a lot of education and not much experience. They want to value your education, but will not reach out because of political correctness and age discrimination for younger recent college grads.

Eric applied to a job on Zip Recruiter for an entry level IT position. The employer kept viewing his application and a notice kept showing up on Eric's phone that his application had been viewed by the employer who's job he applied to. Eric was worried about Job Stalking.

by FunTdrip January 15, 2024

Job

Job is a person who is caring, loving, protective, kind, a good listener, and hilarious. Everyone likes him.

Person 1: "Who is that hottie over there?"
Person 2: "I don't know him, but he must be a Job!"

by JobLover February 18, 2019

logan flange job

The act of placing ones mouth around the head of a penis and blowing forcefully. There is no up or down or forward motion, just a firm, steady stream of breath being blown directly on to the rim of the penis head, aka the "flange".

Did you hear about Huffman? He gives the best Logan flange jobs ever!

by Logymon Savage January 12, 2017

9/11 was an inside job

The conspiracy theory that George W. Bush carried out the terrorist act of 9/11 to justify the invasion of Iraq.

Guy 1:“I can’t believe the Taliban would do such a thing”

Guy 2: “nah broski 9/11 was an inside job”

by kit____ August 14, 2023