Good Morning and God Bless

When you shit, drink coffee, and eat breakfast all while on the toilet.

Ethan, I know you're having a Good Morning and God Bless, but hurry up and finish your fucking egg salad, your carer needs to brush her teeth.

by ReanimationXP May 23, 2018

God

A man that apparently made us all and also Probably hates me. Or something that people say when their mad and then people that really like god get mad about it.

Person A: God Damnit! I stubbed my toe
Person B: Hey don’t use gods name in vein
Person A: Stfu No one cares

by Anonymous Idiot Number 2 February 23, 2022

God

His Name Is Feitan Portor.

"May GiRly GiRl be with you"
"Feitan is god"

by Feitan's_only_wife_ January 13, 2021

Girth God

Unimaginably enormous thickness in a persons (typically male) nether-regions. A God-given gift of endowment.
More wide than tall typically.

Everyone has been talking about how Matt is the Girth God.

by TRocky74 January 16, 2024

God came on my jorts

When your day goes poorly in an unforeseen yet entirely unsurprising way.

“Yeah a bird just shat on me!”

“No way dude.”

“Yeah it’s like god came on my jorts!”

by Dionysus’ dick November 6, 2023

Floss God

A fucking GOAT

Y’all listen to that new Floss God? That shit go harrrrrd

by Guapteament November 22, 2021

God

A man who is both Mufasa and Scar, two-faced

God: Surprised? Most of 'em are... I'm Mufasa AND I'm Scar...

by Justsomeguy05 July 18, 2022