Pastel Posting

(Verb) The Act of posting one-sided & unreliably sourced social media photos or tweets preaching about a complex political issue in an attempt to feel good about oneself for doing next to nothing. The name originates from the common “Pastel” colored font & graphics displayed on many Instagram posts.

Most commonly (but not always) associated with young socially-leftist & “woke” college aged kids.

I unfollowed her on Instagram after her feed devolved into repeated pastel posting about The Israeli Palestine conflict.

Millions of pastel posts from American children did absolutely nothing to sway Xi Jinping’s mind on the issue.

by Pantin Zombie June 21, 2021

stab posting

Posting selectively controversial comments for short periods of time to see who responds and what their opinion is before too many people see it and your life is ruined.

Stab posting is posting “Bill Cosby is free! I guess drinks are on him” followed by watching the comments for 30 minutes and then deleting the posts

by BKallSmiles July 30, 2021

feces posterior

A fancy way of saying shitass

Hey feces posterior wanna see me speed command block

by Carrot who eat girls August 4, 2021

random_posts_poggers

Apparently ramdom_posts_poggers (Bella) is extremely talented and underrated. Amazing person overral.

"I'm having a bad day"
"i know how to make it better"
"how?"
"random_posts_poggers posted today"
"AYOOO FR"
"fr"

by yourlocalho3 August 29, 2021

Link Posted

where you bamboozle someone into looking at a picture of Link from The Legend of Zelda

“Hey, i just Link Posted that streamer with a video of Link titled ‘Top Ten French People’”

by SomeOtherSanics November 20, 2021

Heart posture

Something Starbucks loving, Uggs wearing, Live Laugh Love sign sharing women say when they adjust their feelings to fit a situation that wasn't what they wanted or expected. The opposite of realizing life is full of ups and downs and all you can do sometimes is just deal with it.

This Thanksgiving didn't turn out quite like she wanted but she adjusted her heart posture and went along with it like a good conservative woman would.

by Chaosoftime10 November 27, 2021

Pi Posture

When you meditate on the number π through all five senses, by disconnecting from the use of all technology with screens—only a pen and paper allowed, if need be—in the hope of experiencing an aha!

Going barefoot, being naked or/and blindfolded, and wearing a mask are some recommended frames of mind for those who are serious enough to put themselves in a pi posture.

by Fasters January 30, 2022