fit stick

someone who is very good looking

"danielle is a fit stick"
"danielle has been hit with the fit stick"

by GrantyB February 22, 2008

Bald Headed Giggle Stick

1. Slang, noun;

Any variation of the male penis, erect or otherwise.

2. Slang, adjective;
Used to describe the drunk uncle that crashes Christmas dinner and is usually the only one still smiling at the end of the evening.

Ex. 1.
The cheerleader's eyes widened when she gazed upon the Varsity Quarterback's bald headed giggle stick in the back seat of his father's Oldsmobile.

Ex. 2.
That bald headed giggle stick, Uncle Eddie, drank all the egg nog!

by LeeWay1974 December 5, 2019

Trifle stick

A stick or sticklike object used to punish trifling hoes

Her acts of pure shady ness and dishonesty earned her a beating with my trifle stick

by Steffywords November 29, 2020

Stick

A disposable vape (nicotine)

Can I hit your stick I'm feining

by Kentucyman December 26, 2023

Mop sticked

When you get a mop stick shoved up your ass

In 13 reasons why season 2 tyler got mop sticked to the point of blood

by Andy froehlich June 9, 2018

empty carrots-bag on a stick

Derisive term for a situation where a chronic moocher tries to temptingly persuade you to "just give him one very last loan" supposedly in order to enable him to accomplish whatever he needs to do in order to become able to finally pay you back all that he owes you --- and possibly a bit extra as a gratitude gesture --- in one lump sum. The idea is that he still does not even possess a real "carrot" --- i.e., any actual cold hard cash --- to offer you, but he is merely offering you the empty-talk promise of a "whole bag or carrots" --- i.e., a large one-time payment-amount that is far greater than any of the individual loans you have given him so far -- if you continue to bust your a** on his behalf. And of course, this assertion, too, is itself usually just another worthless promise, similar to all the other times when said handout-seeker has come bawling and blubbering to you for financial assistance in the past.

The local preacher tried to tell me that if I toil my butt off and live a life of strict propriety and chastity, **maybe** I will be given great rewards in Heaven. Sounds like a classic "empty carrots-bag on a stick" promise to me --- why should I suffer the agonies of an extra-hard and boring existence, especially when I am not even assured of any recognition or benefits for my efforts, anyway???

by QuacksO December 8, 2018

Sticks time

Sticks time is when the clock reads 11:11.

The number 11:11 is often ascribed by numerologists to have some kind of esoteric meaning, however the term “sticks time” has no metaphysical connotations, it’s only because 11:11 looks like 4 sticks on a digital clock.

Wow, it’s getting late, it’s already sticks time so I should probably go home soon.

by Weaselfuck July 31, 2022