Butter-nut-cum

A rephrase of the vegetable butternut squash used in an attempt at comedy, may be used to break an awkward silence or simply as a powerful statement.

Ollie - "Butternut Squash? More like Butter-nut-cum!"
*silence*

by TheShiftyJ April 15, 2022

Cum on my jordans

Someone who came on someones jordan

Dis nigga full cum on my jordans

by Gusedwardsx1 April 17, 2022

Cum Titty Pineapple

I love you

Hey Cum Titty Pineapple!

by MaziikxnII December 2, 2020

The greasy cum slap

When you cum in your hand and slap someone in the face, while holding their mouth open allowing cum to enter their system.

“Bro I just used the greasy cum slap on my sister”

by Iwanttofuckdiobrando April 21, 2021

Tri-cum-athon

When you shoot your load in all three of her holes in one night.

Bronze medal for prevention of all holes.

Silver medal cumming in 2 out of 3.

Gold for the full Tri-cum-athon.

We decided to do a Tri-cum-athon for our anniversary. Got a gold medal!

by Arthur Heath May 14, 2021

Chinese cum gun

putting anal beads in your penis, jerking off, busting, then pulling the anal beads out and the semen being launched on the female taint

my wife was tired of using them so she let me use them! MAN i love the Chinese cum gun

by queer cum guzzler December 7, 2022

Urethral Cambridge Cumming

A man with a micro penis urinating into a pot then boiling his urine for 30 minutes to an hour and letting it cool for 10 minutes before using a syringe to inject his urine back into his urethra and then shoving his micro penis up a woman's urethra and fucking her urethra until he cums and urinates at the same time.

Guy 1: Bro I was with this bad bitch last night and she let me give her a Urethral Cambridge Cumming

Guy 2: Bro does that mean you have a micro penis?

by ieatboyslol October 2, 2023