Kitty Kissing 

super hot scissor action

I didn't even pay those whores for the Kitty Kissing.

Kitty Kissing by Logan Howell, Sam Bilyeu May 9, 2008

Conference Kissing 

...where more than two people are involved in kissing each other simultaneously. Like a 3-way-call or a conference call, they performed a conference kiss.

They got so wasted last night and were conference kissing.

Conference Kissing by Tariq&Derek December 22, 2008

Hippo Kisses 

Basically the best kiss. Its when both you and your partner open your mouths vertically, touch lips, close, and kiss!

There's nothing better than hippo kisses morning afternoon and night!

Hippo Kisses by Jlundbeezy February 3, 2010

bag of hershey kisses 

the street word for "blow job"

just so your parents don't find out what you're talking about

"yo when's your girl giving you that bag of hershey kisses

bag of hershey kisses by the big chill March 5, 2005

butterfly kisses 

The female version of NAMBLA. Don't let the innocent-sounding name fool you, they advance basically the same agenda as NAMBLA: Equal rights for pedophiles. Although, statistically speaking, female pedophiles are something of a rarity, so Butterfly Kisses probably isn't as big a threat to common sense as NAMBLA is. Still, most logical people will abhor pedophilia, and as such they will look down on any organization that promotes such behavior.

Some would say that EVERYONE deserves equal rights, even pedophiles, but I don't think that's a very rational point of view. The great majority of small children don't understand sex in the slightest, so they can't really consent to it. Besides, having sex (or attempting it) with someone at age 6 or so can lead to SEVERE psychological complications further down the road.

Person A: "Say, what's Butterfly Kisses? Sounds like a touchy-feely New Age thing."

Person B: "They're female pedophiles seeking equal rights, despite the fact that it contradicts the law and society's moral standards."

Person A: "They're humans too, they deserve the same rights as everyone else."

Person B: "They DO enjoy those rights, but fucking kids isn't one of them. That's deplorable. The child would undoubtedly be hurt and confused afterwards. Hell, a good number of serial killers were raped or had sexual advances made on them as kids and cited it as a mitigating factor in their killings."

butterfly kisses by Mephianse July 31, 2008

apple kisser 

When you kiss someone and they kiss you back like they are eating an apple (or your favorite fruit/vegetable).

I started kissing this chick but it felt like she was gnawing on my face and when I saw my reflection in the mirror I looked like a granny smith apple.

apple kisser by Zee Assman February 18, 2005