a short king is the sexiest man you will ever meet. his confidence will make you wet. he has a sexy voice. even tho he is 5 foot 2, he has intense brown eyes & anger issues that makes him a daddy, and although he is short, he has strong hands with faded home made tattoos on them, & black painted finger nails to match his intensity, you will want him to choke you against a wall. falling madly in love with a short king is easy when he's a cute brown native man with flawless tanned skin, a bleach blonde mohawk, mini hoop gold earrings on his ears and a white long sleeve sweatshirt with jeans. he is a emo boy so his nails will always be pained black & rings on his fingers. his style will draw you in. you will want to make out with him 24/7. he loves cuddling. but his IQ can be low, he follows catfish accounts on instagram of famous models who only have 3 followers. & his ego can be bigger then his height tho so make sure you beat the shit out of him if he cheats. he likes getting cussed, he loves big boobs and drinking vodka. he loves to shower a girl he likes with love and compliments. he will offer to hurt anyone who hurts the girl he likes. all she has to do is tell him who's bothering her. he will have you day dreaming of his short man body bending you over and having his black painted nails on your ass. he's someone to make a cute daughter with. she will come out being adorable and small just like her short king daddy. get you a short king who treats you like a princess.
girl 1: damn I just fell in love with a short king I literally cry whenever he's not with me I want him and I to last forever
girl 2: short guys are lame
girl 1: just look at this video of him drinking
girl 2: dammmnn he is so sexy with his tanned skin, bleach mohawk and mini hoop earrings, i can see why you don't give a fuck about his height he looks like the brown 5 foot version of MGK
girl 1: yeah MGK is his fav artist and his biggest inspo
girl 2: I need to get me a edgy cool short king like that
girl 2: short guys are lame
girl 1: just look at this video of him drinking
girl 2: dammmnn he is so sexy with his tanned skin, bleach mohawk and mini hoop earrings, i can see why you don't give a fuck about his height he looks like the brown 5 foot version of MGK
girl 1: yeah MGK is his fav artist and his biggest inspo
girl 2: I need to get me a edgy cool short king like that
by cutemiddleeasternwomanforever April 12, 2024
Get the short kingmug. Yorgcast "King of Pranks" Meister was an internet celebrity known for his outrageous and over the top prank videos. Some examples of these pranks are "Giving a door-dash driver no tips" or "Telling the doordash driver i didnt order McDonalds (when i clearly did)". Sadly, Yorgcast was shot dead in broad daylight in late December of 2024 after a prankee thought his mom was hit by Yorgcast. His final words were "Call thombody, call- please. Bear gotta go call someone. Call thomebody" before he passed away in front of a video of donuts. "i cant fudging believe this"- statement from Yorgcast's younger sibling, "King of Reviews"
by V1LA July 27, 2025
Get the King of Pranksmug. From hell does Stalin guide its shells once the King of Derp orders and enemy to shut up and die. It doesn't matter if the King is rolling or patiently aiming; Stalin's will is the only thing the KV-2 needs to TEAR NAZI TANKS APART.
by SomeStupidGuyBehindAComputer December 22, 2018
Get the King of Derpmug. 
by NotAnonymous_trust October 4, 2024
Get the King Bilalmug. king azuz touched my d and try to stick his little d in me and destroyed me in fortnite uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
by youngdagerdict October 16, 2019
Get the KING AZUZmug. To "King Kong" is when a man stands, feet planted, and slaps his thighs from side to side with his penis by shifting his weight from hip to hip.
by N.G.R.B. October 14, 2011
Get the King Kongmug.