Fuck beans

Expressing that the person told this should fuck beans because they get no bitches.

Fuck beans idiot

by Woop of thy cool July 5, 2025

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amung beans

Da super-tasty Asian legume dat you plant interspersed wif da seeds of other crops.

If you plant amung beans in da traditional way, be careful dat you don't locate a too-similar-looking podded-seed crop in close proximity, or you might have trouble figuring out "which witch is which" come harvest time!

by QuacksO July 6, 2025

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bean souper

A term made in reference to a TikTok video that consisted of a bean soup recipe; comments were flooded with "what if i don't like bean soup?" and other questions that would make you think to yourself, "why don't they just make chicken noodle soup if they hate bean soup so much?"
The phrase refers to a person who subconsciously believes and acts like everything told to them must have some sort of relevance to them. Upon encountering information NOT meant to apply to them, bean soupers feel as if the material was targeted and act as if that is so.

sally: eeeek i'm so glad we get to go on that science field trip!! it's gonna be so fun
sarah: i don't even like science, the school should have done something actually fun
sarah is a bean souper, don't be like her

by ilikesciencemorethanyoudo July 6, 2025

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Bean Hauler

The white 15 passenger vans that haul Mexicans to job sites

Golly look at those fans Jeff, a whole mess of bean haulers going to the construction sites

by MooreHammer913 July 14, 2025

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Kentucky Bean Plugging

Quickly eating 6 cans of beans in a row and then putting in a butt plug, and resisting all urges to remove the plug due to gas caused by the beans.

I have to shit so bad but I am Kentucky Bean Plug-maxxing and it hurts like all hell
I tried Kentucky Bean Plugging once, it was so painful why would you ever do it.

by Sokklas July 18, 2025

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