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Crab Cake

When a man goes down and eats her girl out despite having a bad, smelly, and fungally yeast infection.
My friend: How did you and Abby celebrate her birthday?
Me: Me and Abby got a hotel room and she let me eat her Crab Cake!
by CK-HVACR August 11, 2024
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Cake Proof

The act of celebrating the "success" of a flop movie by cutting cakes and adorning them with exaggerated promotional lines like "100 crore" or "running successfully."
Mamankam was a cake proof movie
by VenicileVyaapaari August 13, 2024
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Dipshit cake

When 2 people get a short pipe and connect both ends of it to each other’s assholes and one of the guys shits. The shit travels to the other one’s anus, then the other person shits it back again and both continue till tired.
Me and my friend tried the Dipshit cake for the first time and loved it
by skidii March 27, 2025
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Texas Cake Topper

The act of dropping your nutsack onto an already iced cake and filling the indentations with a hot steamy load. Preferably, spreading more icing over it to conceal your childrens arrival to the rest of the pary goers.
My friends kid is a brat so im gonna give him a texas cake topper at his birthday tomorrow.
by Macarper April 2, 2025
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Schrödingers cake

expression derived from the experiment that consists in putting a child and a comically large cake in the same room. therefore the cake is neither untouched or eaten until we open the door to the room. we have our cake and eat it too
you can’t have your cake and eat it too
following Schrödingers cake, I can
by nickyishere April 3, 2025
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Mayan Funnel Cake

When a guy nuts in another guys butt, where he consequently nuts into another guy or girl. They can start a funnel chain if they wish, and there is no limit as to how many people can funnel into one person.
Aye girl me and my boys tryna make a Mayan Funnel Cake witchu. My short friend can be the funnel.
by Be Nurse April 12, 2025
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Cake

Specifically a human female from birth vagina.
Person: do you like cake?
Jackson: yes I love cake.
Person: any and all cake?
Randy: a cake is a cake.
by Jackson&Randy April 30, 2025
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