My better is better

The new slogan for Nike. the commercials are a tad annoying.

Person #1: Did you hear the new slogan for nike?
Person #2: You mean, "My better is better?"
Person #1: Yeah, I hate that
Person #2: It's annoying

by doodieloverrrrrr March 30, 2008

snorkel my ass

it’s when someone puts their face in the ass

“babe”

“Yea”
“Can u snorkel my ass tonight”

by deddy joe December 29, 2018

stop my life

"Stop My Life" may be used as a phrase to describe a moment that is so incredibly amazing or hilarious that you need your life to stop so you can deal with its awesomeness.

(May be substituted for the phrase "OhEmGee")

An 85 year old woman wearing a gold jumpsuit, USA wristbands, and rocking out to Britney Spears is dancing outside your bedroom window.

"Whoa.. stop my life"

by schweng September 6, 2009

erp my derp

It is an implication for a woman to perform fellatio on a male figure.

Brody: Honestly, I've been with Shannon for 2 weeks and I might ask her to erp my derp afterschool.

by Erp my Derp April 10, 2019

j's on my feet

J’s is actually a pair of Jordan shoes, and “j’s on my feet” means a person is currently wearing a pair of Jordan sneakers.

I think I can walk all day, because I have j's on my feet

by shiela_72 June 8, 2021

Down to my last

When you are particularly short on something. IE: money, food, gas, motivation, etc.

"God, I need some help please. I am down to my last."
"I wish I could spare some change, sir, but I am down to my last."

by GodAndCountry1776 October 4, 2018

My Friend Group

What friend group?

what do you mean by my friend group, u have no Friends...

by Ravenclawokkkk October 5, 2021