Kelp gods

The gods of kelp

All hail the kelp gods

by CalsTheCalzone March 13, 2021

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God's Plan

God's Plan stands for any successful strategies for winning a basketball game

Drake has a God's Plan.
KD is afraid of the God's Plan so he get injured

by MYNAMEISDRAKE June 04, 2019

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boonk god

The Boonk God is one who Fully Boonks all the time. The Boonk God does not Half send. The first “OG” Boonk God was Alex Dudziak.

Regular person~ How does one simply become a Boonk God?

Boonk God~ Ond does not simply become the Boonk God.

by BOONK GOD May 30, 2018

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A good morning and God bless

'A good morning and God bless' is an act where a human takes a sh*t while eating breakfast and drinking coffee at the same time. Often people feel the sound of the bathroom fan is sooting while the coffee relaxes their bowels.

Hila: Ethan I need the bathroom! What are you doing?
Ethan: The good morning God bless Hila!
Hila: What!?
Ethan: It´s a good morning and God bless
Hila: What are you doing?
(Hila opens the door and finds Ethan on the toilet drinking coffee and eating breakfast)
Ethan: Hila do you just open det door while people take a sh*t!? I´m doing a good morning God bless! I need another 20 minutes at least.

Hila: (laughter)
Ethan: Whats so funny?

by H3H3Norway May 12, 2018

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