feta cheese 

A really awkward kind of cheese, usually served with squash in a corner.

According to Onion, Feta is the most lazy of chee.

Feta and Provolone were walking down the street and Feta complimented on Provolone's thighs. Provolone was like "I smell like feet"

feta cheese by King Anthony V of Svalbard April 18, 2005

super cheese 

Awarded to a player who finishes off an opponent who is blocking, in a game of Street Fighter

"I was blocking, but the Shinkuu Hadoken super cheesed me.."

super cheese by Mad Walrus August 4, 2002

fromunda cheese 

Contrary to popular belief, not just the nutsack need be involved but rather also referring to the oh-so-pungent, sweaty buildup beneath the undulating, fatpads of those of us who've perhaps made a few too many trips to the neighborhood Bojangles.

Damn, James' car smells like fromunda cheese! He asked, but I didn't have the heart to tell him the truth.

fromunda cheese by youknowwhothisbe February 27, 2009

Black Cheese 

The act or consummation of lewd and/or sexual acts between two members of the african american race.

megan likes black cheese on television.

Black Cheese by sugarfootthegreat January 14, 2009

Eye cheese

Similar to bag cheese but the affected person had their eye to close to an infected man package. Probably caught from some extreme form of retinal teabagging .

Liz got some bag cheese in her eye forming into eye cheese after Rick dipped his cabbage ballsin her eye.

Rachel accidently got some bag cheese in her eye after tense love play with Derek. The bag cheese mutated into eye cheeseand grew up and had a family in her eye

Eye cheese by Costas Mandalore June 16, 2009

Austrian Cheese Bath 

The Austrian Cheese Bath is a sneaky, lewd act pulled by room mates and general douche-bags.
One will remove the cap from another's body wash container, and ejaculate inside of it, where it shall lay unnoticed until the unsuspecting victim showers next.

If placed inside a shampoo bottle, (head and shoulders works best) it is known as Austrian Hair Gel

A particularly hairy man may experience yogurt flakes when engaging in an Austrian Cheese Bath.

"Hey kevin, did you have a good Austrian Cheese Bath?"
"What?"
"I came in your body wash, you bathed in my spunk!"
"Youre a fuckin douche!"
"I know! Lets go make ravioli..."

Austrian Cheese Bath by Chunk Knuckle February 27, 2010

Fold Cheese 

A rare cheese found only in the folds and flaps of the most obese people that resembles melted swiss cheese and smells like toe-jam.

She's so fat you can fuck her folds cuz they're lubed up nicely with fold cheese...

Fold Cheese by wobblepop August 27, 2010