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facebook askhole

The one friend on Facebook whose statuses and posts consist only of things such as "Like for a tbh?", "like for a rate?" "At midnight, tell me how you really feel about me?" and so forth.
Lauren: Wow, Nic just posted "like for a rate? 100% honest" for the sixth time today.

Zoe: Ugh, what a Facebook Askhole.
by lozinator February 7, 2014
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puckering asshole

When ones asshole becomes pouty & wet from sweat as a result of arousal.
"I was preparing to penetrate from behind when I saw his puckering asshole tho, I couldn't help but stare & admire it's juicyness"
by Thotler💁 July 23, 2015
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Mythical asshole

The act of an individual being an asshole- but it's difficult to prove or to provide proof. He said she said situations usually constitute one as a mythical asshole. Typically this phrasing is acknowledge with x-husbands, shitty boyfriends & narcissistic bosses.
I couldn't get through to Troy during our conversation- I don't know why, but he was being a complete mythical asshole.
by Nerdymama September 12, 2015
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Shaved Ashley

Someone who feel need to constantly identify the gender of their date to the people they are talking to
He is such a Shaved Ashley, he told me multiple times that his prom date was female.
by Dingdingding12 March 15, 2016
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chocolate asshole

When ones butt is smeared in fecal matter
Chanan looked down and discovered had a chocolate asshole.
by chananlovesmia May 3, 2016
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Uncultured Asshole Disorder

When an internet troll questions your taste in media by using their own false claims of knowing how real plays work, they often claim that school plays don't qualify as actual experience and think that all drama classes are about learning about the likes of William Shakespeare, they also think that they know better than you in terms of pop culture references.
Wow...talk about a major case of Uncultured Asshole Disorder
by MM132 July 13, 2016
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Derpy asshole

a derpy asshole is a person who trolls people and is an asshole
by qzfyerh56f August 8, 2016
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