Dink water

A glass of liquid that has been used to wash your sink in.

Dude, I washed my dink in a glass one night before Becky came over for sexy time. After we were done the deed she reached over and drank my dink water. She asked me why I had a glass of salt water next to my bed. I couldn’t break it to her that I had washed my dink in it quickly before she came over.

by Redheadedstepchild12 February 11, 2022

southern water

Beer.

person 1: this gumbo is gonna taste like shit

person 2: boy you just need to add some SOUTHERN WATER to it and it'll taste fine

by comfortedreality May 4, 2023

water

liquid that makes something damp.

water is wet.

by qyeet March 6, 2018

water

go drink some man

water

by mysteriouspamdefinerr65 March 4, 2025

Water

Work, weight, or some other kind of illegal inventory shit!

"Reach for this water we'll go at your melon." Lil Baby

by Koolaidman176 December 20, 2021

Pennsylvanian Water Bottle

The act of bringing a woman to orgasm multiple times and saving the squirt juice in a plastic water bottle.

I got a six pack of Pennsylvanian Water Bottles! We gonna party tonight!

by oilypenisman October 11, 2025

New England Water Birth

A New England Water Birth is what it’s called when you poop in the bath to get rid of a parasite.

“Dude I think that food gave me a worm”
“You gotta have a New England Water Birth”

by Schlembo McMurray September 30, 2021