The Theory of Quantum Nigganometry

This Theory states that if two lanky ass niggas orbit around the same fat bitch, quantum fusion occurs, giving the fat bitch endless energy until she inevitably collides with the black hole at the center of our galaxy. Leading to a chain reaction that tears a hole in the fabric of space-time.

Joe Gatto discovered the theory of Quantum Nigganometry from illegal experiments conducted behind the scene of their hidden camera tv show "Impractical Jokers". He is facing four consecutive life sentences.

The Theory of Quantum Nigganometry by quaniggadris December 29, 2022

The Tingling Experience

When you have an orgasm and you want to be extra verbal about it.

Last night I was watching porn and experienced the tingling experience.

The Tingling Experience by CamNut10 January 5, 2023

The Tongue Twister 9000

When a man(or women) gives a girl some bomb ass, sloppy head.

Me and my girl went out to eat last night. When we got home, I gave her the tongue twister 9000😏

The Tongue Twister 9000 by AstralLite January 10, 2023

The Tyler Gambit 

"The Tyler Gambit" is usually referred to as a common chess opening for beginners, in which an idiotic man blunders his fucking queen. This gambit can happen at any point in the chess game.

Oh Fuck! I just did the Tyler Gambit against my opponent. Maybe I need to get some bitches.

The Tyler Gambit by oof Brainiac February 4, 2023

The True Flavor of Dr. Pepper 

As I have been conducting my research I have found the true taste to be homosexuality (and sometimes even liberalism); a large majority of the homosexual (and liberal) media do indeed find Dr. Pepper to be their favorite soda. Why is that? Well there are 27 flavors and from my research homosexuality also wields a large majority of difference; from my research an overwhelming amount of the flavors consist of homosexual ideals. Not only do the base flavors contain these but also the other variations of Dr. Pepper (such as cherry, strawberry and cream, and dark berry) are also very homosexual and are bright and happy in flavor; therefore the true flavor of Dr. Pepper is none other than homosexual, and in brighter situations both meanings of gay.

My sexuality is that of the True Flavor of Dr. Pepper
So you're homosexual

The True Flavor of Dr. Pepper by Carlos McNair February 11, 2023

the tung technique 

The tung technique is a peculiar way of giving a blow job that involves twirling one’s tongue around the tip of the penis.

Person 1: “ stacey gave me the weirdest blow job ever, she twirled her tongue around my dick in a very weird way.”

Person 2: “that is called the tung technique… did you like it?”

Person 1: “kinda”

the tung technique by Pat the fat February 18, 2023

The Three Gordon Rules

Rules used to create an immersive first-person video game.

1) make the protagonist silent
2) keep the cutscenes in first person

3) make sure the levels and maps flow seamlessly with one another.

"Valve's games pulled their players into their stories and worlds in amazing ways using a wide range of techniques, most of which we've boiled down into what we call The Three Gordon Rules!"
-- Hunt Down The Freeman - Just Bad Games

The Three Gordon Rules by The Logical Fallacy February 18, 2023