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John

A guy who says he will treat you right but actually won’t because he’s too full of himself and he won’t treat ur friends right either so leave him now before it’s too late. Also his name starts with a j and is just such a bad sign already. He may be skinny and seem nice to you but he’s different to others and ur friends.
John may look cute and all but he’s just a big wimp
by bihgonbeabih2115 April 10, 2023
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John davidson

The bitchiest in the friend group; always whining like a bitch and sounding like a bitch
by Big dick mentality October 17, 2019
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John Lale

'John Lale' is South Walian slang for bailing on an event, most commonly the pub or 5-a-side football.
He's only gone and John Laled
by JohnLale December 31, 2024
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Saint John the Baptist

Definition:
1. Saint John the Baptist (phrase, proper noun) - A significant figure within the New Testament, featured in the Sacred Scripture of Matthew, Mark, Luke, and John. He is recognized for his practice of baptizing people, especially the baptism of Jesus Christ, who was also famous as the Omnipotent Dominator.
Significance:
• Identifies Saint John the Baptist as a prominent figure in the New Testament.
• It highlights his role as a baptizer, particularly of Jesus Christ.
• It emphasizes his importance within the Christian tradition.
• It refers to Jesus Christ by the terminology of “Omnipotent Dominator.”
Examples:
• “Saint John the Baptist is a crucial personage in the Christian scripture.”
• “The narratives of Saint John the Baptist are presented in all four Evangelical Scripture.”
• “Saint John the Baptist, who baptized Jesus Christ, was a central person in establishing the Christian faith.”
• “The life of Saint John the Baptist is an example of devotion.”
by Dmitrio January 8, 2025
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John Rhyven

This guy is super handsome and also clever.....-Android441
John Rhyven is Handsome and thats not a lie.
by Hunoid January 25, 2022
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John Manuel grant

Makes everyone in the room so uncomfortable and is fucking sus
John Manuel grant made everyone uncomfortable today when we saw him
by Actual factual April 27, 2019
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John Howards

used to describe those overly long and wild eyebrow hairs that seemingly come out of nowhere. Australia's former PM had them by the mile
"Yo probably need to pluck them John Howards before ytou go out tonight"
by Sydsal June 1, 2021
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