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Water my plants

A phrase used to imply a form or self pleasure; masturbation
The lofi music made me want to get up and water my plants.
by Chumbucket October 15, 2022
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Morning Water

When you wake up and your stomach rumbles and you have diarrhoea that comes out as golden liquid.
"My diet results in morning water everyday"
by Ekker October 19, 2022
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School water fountain

There’s always a 5 year old saying “123 that’s all you need
by Lunandcheez October 19, 2022
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Water Bottle Challenge

When you take a water bottle, put it next to your erect penis and see who wins.
Jordan lost the water bottle challenge, so Jenny went to Trevor.
by Dick beater321 October 21, 2022
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Water Queen

Your girlfriend or friend with benefits who has a WAP*. Italians call it "Goomah."

*there ain't no way you don't know what this means
*sighs* Man I love the Miami but I miss my back-home water queen.
by phukkinInthebushes October 23, 2022
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Water Break Tester

A water break tester is an individual (usually black) who has dirty, greasy, or otherwise gross hands which ruin the surface of an aluminum part or panel that is having the water break test conducted upon it.
These fuckin' water break tester's are stinking up the classroom.
by Mike Osowski October 23, 2022
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my water broke

ariana grandae is ugly like your fucked mom
by annda October 24, 2022
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