pre-diarrhea fart

That fart that is so god-awful and carries a signature smell that you know you're going to have diarrhea soon.

I was sitting at the table in the restroom and let out a pre-diarrhea fart. It smelled so bad everyone around me starting gagging. I then proceeded toward the restroom as soon as possible.

by Kiete February 29, 2012

Turkey-fart enthusiast

An individual who has a profound interest in turkey farts. To be labeled a turkey-fart enthusiast, or TFE for short, one must consume at least 1 lb. of turkey every day.

Kyle: "Did you hear Drew is a turkey-fart enthusiast?"

Tenor: "No, but I can smell it!"

Kyle: "Oh god... me too..."

by Gmork September 5, 2011

gacha heat fart

You literally need to see what this means

Gacha heat fart sux

by You don’t know what Help means June 1, 2021

Fuck Fart Douche

A popular Oldsmobile model, the "442"

When we were teenagers in the 60s, many of us liked the Olds "Fuck Fart Douche" better than the Pontiac GTO (Goat)

by andy1 September 6, 2005

fart sneeze and hiccup

if you fart sneeze and hiccup at the same time, you'll explode

it's true people it's true. it happend to my friend's friend's friend.

by anonymous November 19, 2004

farting next to a waterfall

Something that no one is going to notice.

John: I wore the same tie as my boss the other day, I think it really annoyed him.

Me: Relax, you are farting next to a waterfall.

by aweeze April 2, 2010

fat ass fart

The farts of an obese person are very distinct. They have a hallmark "Plop" sound.Like an air bubble in wet concrete,the fart gas slowly eases its way to freedom between the jelly-like,fat butt cheeks causing the pizza dough buttocks to jiggle slightly.

Gas bubbles in hot lava have a fat ass fart sound

by wolfbait51 November 15, 2011