God derangement syndrome

When people believe a 2000 year old magic man will return to save them.

The people who voted a felonious rapist into the highest job in the country because they suffer from God derangement syndrome

by The Demon Youmademe March 20, 2025

god facutie

The cutest and fatest person alive. The god facutie is the leader of all facuties. Once the god facutie is born the title cannot be removed until death. At the present day the god facutie is Julien. Past god facuties include Rodger Wilder, Jason Beall and others.

All hail the god facutie. There is no one cuter and fatter than he!

by Master of Dictionary January 6, 2011

God

God is Kim Woojin(김 우진), former member of Stray Kids (스트레이 키즈)
He’s the leader and the god we all worship in Wooligion.

The majority of Wooligionists are homosexuals, but there are many hereto, bi, pan, and asexual followers as well.

“Omg look! It’s literally God!”
“Woojin is the God of Wooligion. Convert today”

by Sifoa009 November 25, 2019

God

A shithead who could’ve love his own sons.

“God loves us all” no. He doesn’t.

by Asmos February 5, 2024

Good Morning and God Bless

When you drink coffee, and eat breakfast while shitting on the toilet.

Mom: Are you okay in there Johnny? I hear a lot of slurping and plopping.

Johnny: Shut the fuck up and stop interrupting my good morning and god bless you niggamous bigamous

by UrbanYourMom May 23, 2018

God Bless

If you do not know this look at the bible.

God Bless America. No Not You America lol

by Kitty000 February 26, 2022

Gay God

from an orthodox/superstitous perspective or for people who have faith in such entites.,its when the god u believe in is pretty visibly and irrationally biased towards the male population and prescribes indifference and injustice for the female population like denying them human rights. And as its god, u abide by their rules so he is then a gay god. Channelising his love for men in a twisted but cUteSy way <3

Any god can suddenly start having such characteristics if u suddenly find yourself following such guidelines for then u know your god prescribed them!

A_creature:- heard y'all were legalising marriage by 13 years for females?
Another_creature:- yeah man., <pun intended> gotta what we gotta do-!
hence, the gay god fever continues as earth years roll by.........>_<

by tv_girl August 5, 2025