today on things

Expression. Short-hand for "Today on things that happened".

Used when someone is lying, or exaggerating a story. Often used on the internet and seldom in real life.

"Here's a picture of the house I paid off in two years using essential oils!! #BossBabe"

"Today on things"

by GoobyeLikeAOuija July 25, 2021

Who Do You Think You Are

It's a rhetorical question you say when somebody is on some other shit and/or acting all cocky

"What you just did is morally unacceptable, I'm going to expose you and hope you learn your lesson."
"Who do you think you are, Judge Judy?? LOL."

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian July 30, 2021

bun dis ting

A british word used by roadmen (british gangsters) Which is another way of saying forget this thing

Roadman: YO POLICE! Bun dis ting im leaving

by Sillietingz August 5, 2021

My sexy ting

My sexy ting also Known as (sami) is a very weird guy. He has an amaizng girlfriend but we don’t need to brag abt that. He is very mean and a very bad boyfriend (jk he is the best boyfriend anyone could ask for).

My sexy ting is peng

by Zara Batra September 4, 2021

my my I think we have a spy

you're on tiktok too much :/

my brain will self destruct I'll lose myself to su1c1de! scu1c1de! my my I think we have a spy!

by I need a Handle October 27, 2021

Who Do You Think You Are

It's a rhetorical question you say when somebody is on some other shit and/or acting all cocky

"What you just did is morally unacceptable, I'm going to expose you and hope you learn your lesson."
"Who do you think you are, Judge Judy?? LOL."

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian October 31, 2021

skrr bow ting

skrr bow ting

you my slime you looking like a skrr bow ting

odd individual yuno actual skrr bow ting

yo you know that skrr bow ting i told you about last night?

by d'cL November 7, 2021