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your mom 

the person who helped you get on the bus.

your mom is like like a doorknob. everyone gets a turn except her, cuz she doesnt have the hands
grants momma is so fat. " what is up with my mom?! jesus christ!"
thats what grant said after

your mom by dog November 30, 2004
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Soccer Mom

A woman usually in her mid-30's that has two children. They may have a car big enough to accomodate her kids and their friends and all of the equipt. that goes along with them.

She puts her kids first in lots of sports and activities so that they may NOT spend their time on the internet writing patheitc things about good Mom's. It is essetial that the Soccer MOM encourage their children with positive words all of the time so that they may grow up confident. This will help the children so they do not put down others because of their own insecurities and can grow up happy and have a great life.

Listening to top 40 music IS essential so that they may explain to their children what is bad and what IS good in society and how men view WOMEN as objects. This is to teach their young daughters to find a good man that loves her and not her body and to respect herself.

She sacrifices materialistic things that are unnecessary to pay for her children's activities and good schools (with other kids with parents who do the same) CARE.
The soccer mom took her kids to Karate and cheered as they passed their black belt test.
Soccer Mom by Jeanneenp February 3, 2010

your mom 

Applied to the concept that a mother and her care pretty much defines a person, by making a feeble insult attempting to slander the mother and therefore indirectly slander the person one is talking to.
Guy 1: This movie sucks
Guy 2: Your mom sucks
your mom by Tulip March 3, 2005
why?
You: Your Mom!
Me: Dude, really??
Your Mom! by kittlyabz January 2, 2012
A girl, usually known as the school whore, that’s “friends” (actually tries to bang) with the whole team. She thinks she’s cool and tries way too hard to fit in with all the athletes, but only has a friendship (that won’t last) with one other wannabe whore. Probably the fakest and sluttiest girl you know and will have a high possibility of being fat.
Patrick: Maddie got pregnant with a benchwarmer.

Matt: Maybe the dad is a starter, you’ll never know with a Team Mom.
Team Mom by Player5678 November 24, 2018

your mom on a bun 

1.a comeback to your mom
j:ur a dumass
k:well...your mom
j:your mom on a bun!!!
your mom on a bun by ssdd March 17, 2004