Middletown, Connecticut

A small city located in Connecticut of approximately 47,000 located south of Hartford. Middletown is very underrated, and is often seen for Wesleyan University, the Portland Bridge, and Connecticut Valley Hospital. Middletown has a lot of things for all types of age groups to do (unless you’re a teenager. Then the only thing you can pretty much do is go to the YMCA on Friday’s and get in fights).

Middletown is a beautiful mix of urban, suburban, rural, and even where-the-hell-are-we type of communities. Almost everyone here is Italian, or knows someone Italian. It is a very beautiful small city with many things to offer.

The schools in Middletown, however, could be better. The elementary schools in Middletown are wonderful, as well as Mercy and Xavier (Private Catholic high schools). Vinal Tech is ok, as well as Middletown High School.

The middle schools, however are complete ghetto trash. As of now, there is a 6th grade only school called Keigwin, and a 7-8 grade school called Woodrow Wilson Middle School. They are currently working on building a new middle school that should be finished in August 2021 called Beman Middle School that will house grades 6-8. It will most likely be just like Woodrow Wilson Middle School, only with a different name and building.

Overall, Middletown is a great place to live.

Person 1: Where do you live?

Person 2: Middletown, Connecticut

by Youngoofer69 July 3, 2020

middlish

When something is not in the middle but kinda near it, not exactly in the middle.

How are you feeling?

Middlish!

by Badpinkmummy November 24, 2006

midglet

An endearing term for a young child who is diminutive in size.

Where is that midglet? he has been hiding all day.

by Perez the beast April 29, 2008

muddlerman

A dude who keeps on fucking up in life and always makes his goal to fuck up everything he does and for those around him. He's a combination of a Borth, Mussleman, and Clay. He looks like the troll from Harry Potter but with Down syndrome

Muddlerman: I can't wait to muddle you guys.

Real Niggas: Lets beat the muddler out of this bitch.

by Godisamuddlerman May 28, 2017

Middletown

Middletown, Rhode Island (M-town) where everyone knows everyone and no one leaves the island cut off from society. Where kids are so bored all they do is smoke and drink and get caught every night because the cops have nothing better to do. Most teenagers end up doing nothing with their lives because they never experience the "real" world. There are tourists 24/7 because of Newport and everyone hates them. In Middletown there's three things to do drink, smoke, and if yor're really extreme do coke off the back of toilet seats. At Middletown high school there is always cops and someone gets arrested eveyday. The only high school in the state that has alarms on the doors so everyone knows when someone is skipping. Where the football has the all state record for losing consecutivley except for the past two years. The only cheerleading team in the state where they allow three hundred pound girls to cheer and wear really short skirts.

Middletown Rhodelsland to worst town in the world

by from classes that already graduated November 19, 2006

middly diddly

Answer to the greeting "how are you?"

means.. "not too bad"

"how are you?"
"middly diddly"

by martay the partay September 20, 2003

muddlehead

A professor who is regarded as an intellectual in his/her respective field for his/her theoretical applications to various cultural/political issues. While the professor can state his/her argument with great confidence and linguistic ability, he/she can't seem to take a position, much less differentiate between right or wrong, left or right, pro or con, black or white; turning everything into grey-matter. This phenomenon can be attributed to covering his/her own ass, academically speaking.

My professor is such a muddlehead; when asked to take a stance on abortion he said, "both."

by israel87 February 2, 2009