floor kisser 

A guest on the Maury show, who, after finding out they did not correctly identify the father of their baby, falls to the floor face down.

Maury: Johnathen, you are NOT the father.

Rhonda: NO! *falls to the floor in frusration*

Johnathen: *cheers* YEAH! I'm not the daddy!

Steph at home: Rhonda here is a floor kisser.

floor kisser by MeTheTree January 2, 2007

green kisser 

Mostly referring to a new kisser, someone who hasn't kissed before and someone who hasn't kissed a lot.

a newbie at kissing
a rookie kisser
a bad kisser
an unexperianced kisser
a green kisser

green kisser by Stefani<33 December 17, 2008

Snatch Kisses 

After you ejaculate inside your woman's vagina, she mixes your cum and her lipstick and applies it to her pussy lips and gives you a kiss using her pussy lips in a visible area on your body for everyone to see.

My woman took my cum and mixed it with her lipstick giving me a snatch kisses on my chest.

Snatch Kisses by MclarenF1LM April 8, 2017

Dirty Rainbow Kisser 

When a man ejaculates into his partner's asshole, then sucks it out, and proceeds to make-out with their partner.

I heard Dirty Rainbow Kissers are very popular at homosexual bars.

Dirty Rainbow Kisser by AJSinister July 2, 2012

Pineapple Kisses 

Pineapple kisses are when the male kisses A female vagina with his mouth and his tounge

Jake gave me pineapple kisses !!!

I want you to give me pineapple kisses

Pineapple Kisses by jackyk May 4, 2016

urban ass-kissing 

when somebody uses urban dictionary to kiss somebody's ass. this is usually done by making a word that vaugely describes a person, kissing ass, then providing that person with a link to the urban dic page. then they can pretend they didnt make it, or use it as a bullshit excuse to get in to somebody's pants.

urban ass-kissing can be reversed by urban ass-kicking, wich is pretty much the opposite, and can be used for breakups, and facebook wars

nerd: o hai guess what i found a definition that matches our relationship!
chick: what relationship? (looks at definition) oh thats so sweet. lets have sex!
nerd: Giggity Im so good at urban ass-kissing!

urban ass-kissing by anoncatlawlzftw March 22, 2010

Kissy 

Yet another small, but extremely dangerous asian girl. She is unexpectedly evil, and can strike at any moment; she choses happy moments to attack. She CAN kill you. She WILL kill you. Other than these traits, she is quite the normal human being. If there was one person that could survive having sex with Chuck Norris, it would be a Kissy.

Kissy: "Hey, did someone take my Sushi"

Person 1: "I didn't take it"

Kissy: "Give it back, or i will committ kamikaze on you... AND SURVIVE!"

Kissy by George Somm May 5, 2009