Smol bean

A person (typically on the internet) who will aggressively attack others, only to feign being small and helpless when critiqued even slightly for their behavior.

He was aggressively rude towards me, but as soon as I called him out for his behavior he turned into a smol bean.

by Smolbeanuwu74 April 6, 2024

Bean

A term for the brain but it’s funny

How’s your bean Haylee?
I don’t have a bean stop teasing me

by Fuckhaylee001 April 6, 2021

Dirty shrigney bean

When you use up an entire box of Kleenex a day, from spaffing constantly

He can’t stop rubbing his nub, he’s always off for a dirty shrigney bean. His mother won’t buy boxes of tissues for the house any more

by OEFFL May 18, 2020

acorn on a bean bag

When an individual has an extremely small and short penis but a large saggy ball sac

My buddy Julien has an acorn on a bean bag

by Gingleshcmecker May 30, 2023

Bean

A friend who is really CUTE and ADORABLE. basically, everybody loves this person in their lives.

Aww, Connor is the most amazing bean ever! Everybody loves them!

by StinkyHuman October 28, 2020

Bean bagged

Female equivalent of a 'Turkey Slap'. The act of being slapped across the face by an oversize clitoris.

She really put me in my place last night after I gave her attitude. She whipped out that squid leg of a clit and bean bagged the fuck out of me

by OlBrotherB November 7, 2022

bean

bean

bean: bean
bean: yes

by superbean69 November 18, 2019