2 finger pinch

When a man’s penis is so small, he needs to stroke it with two fingers. 🤏

girl: dude did you see that video of the kid in the locker room?
friend: yes bro his dick was so small and he was doing the 2 finger pinch!

by 2fingerpincher July 21, 2025

Two-finger buffet

A grim slang term for inducing vomiting by sticking two fingers down your throat, often used as a method of extreme or disordered weight loss. The phrase puts a darkly humorous spin on an otherwise serious and unhealthy behaviour.

“ JB looks dead skinny lately — he’s been on the two-finger buffet”

by AndyRoome99 July 31, 2025

Trench Finger

When you fall asleep with a finger inside a vagina, waking up to find the finger is white, wrinkly and has littl feeling

Why is your finger white? oh, i have trench finger

by tgeral August 6, 2025

Four Finger Tramp Stamp

A move in doggy style when thumb is burried in ass, four fingers splayed over small of back.

gave her a Four finger tramp stamp last night. She loved it!

by **sven** August 29, 2025

Dyson finger

A callus that develops on the index finger from repeated use of a Dyson vacuum

I vacuum so much that I have Dyson finger.

by Vacuumingistherapeutic September 11, 2025

Cambodian Finger Trap

Requires 2 or more men. One man will insert his finger into the other man’s urethra and vise versa. You’ll both then try to pull your finger out, but the pain will cause the urethra to clench down on the finger.

Hunter: Wow, Keith, I can’t believe you won the big game last night!

Keith: Yeah, back in Miami I was known as the Cambodian Finger Trap King.

Hunter: Wow, no wonder I’m numb.

by BigThunk October 20, 2025

Thin Finger Syndrome

The change of one's human body, whom fingers may be exceedingly distraught and over-grown. TFS (Thin Finger Syndrome) has been linked to many body dysfunctions, tied to pale skin, greasy head or hair strands, excessive hyperpigmentation, and even social anxiety. Majority of TFS cases have been linked to an extraordinarily large thumb limb.

Wow, Joshua's fingers are extremely long, you might have TFS, a rare case of large fingers that look like spaghetti.

Guys, my friend Josh has Thin Finger Syndrome. It is a special condition!

by Thin Finger Syndrome October 21, 2025