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string cheese

The result of a man with a cheesy penile stench having intercourse with a woman who is menstruating and pulling out only to find out he has a string dangling from his cock.
After I earned my red wings last night I shoved my smelly cock in Jen, poked her tampon for a few minutes, and came out with string cheese.
by Steelersfanps November 10, 2010
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Wisconsin Cheese Wheel

When sweaty man begins to defecate and his partner cartwheels into a handstand; positioning herself into the 69 position. As oral pleasure begins the one in cartwheel position undoubtedly begins to taste a vinegary duck butter from the fromundacheese.

Flavors may vary. No expiration date. Do not limit this to toilets, people in Wisconsin shit everywhere.
duck butter 69 defecate fromundacheese hot carl poop dirty sanchez cleveland steamer blumpkin wisconsin cheese wheel
by cheese girl May 24, 2009
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ham and cheese sandwich

This is when a male nuts on a females vagina and then eats her out.
by kaleb s July 20, 2008
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Cream Cheese Sneeze

When you go down on a guy and he hasn't cum in a while and he cums so much that it comes out of your nose.
Oh God I went down on my boyfriend and he gave me a Cream Cheese Sneeze. It kinda hurt.
by aaroncopland July 3, 2012
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Dutch Cheese-cutter

A situation where a pubic hair becomes lodged in the anal sphincter, causing any resultant stools to become sliced on expulsion.
Floot: "Hey Rudi...why are there 2 symmetrical skid marks on the toilet bowl?"
Rudi: "that would be my dutch cheese-cutter in action"
Floot: "Remind me not to engage in anal sex with you tonight!"
by kennyboye September 30, 2014
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Ding N Cheese

A sandwich containing dingleberries and fermunda cheese served inbetween two hot buns with a dill pickle on top.
I didn't have any food in the fridge so I made her my special Ding N Cheese.
by test head April 1, 2008
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Mac and Cheese Slut

Someone who really wants Mac and cheese, or is craving it while hungry.
I’m SO hungry! I would be such a Mac and Cheese Slut right now.
by RowanOW September 8, 2019
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