Falcons are the fastest animal on the planet. When hunting, they reach speeds of 240 MPH. If a Falcon took a pee while hunting, the pee would be traveling faster than the Falcon.
by PacificNorthWesty February 15, 2026
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Juandale: “And I didn’t wash my hands.”
by noahknigga February 7, 2025
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All right man, I’ll get the vinegar!
All right man, I’ll get the vinegar!
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a japanese saying translated to mean happy girl, usually used for girls named piper to describe them as joyous
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