Definitions by PacificNorthWesty

Falcon Piss

Falcons are the fastest animal on the planet. When hunting, they reach speeds of 240 MPH. If a Falcon took a pee while hunting, the pee would be traveling faster than the Falcon.

Did you gets watch the Formula 1 races this weekend? The winner was faster than Falcon Piss!

Falcon Piss by PacificNorthWesty February 15, 2026

Falcon Piss

The peregrine falcon is the fastest animal on Earth, capable of reaching speeds over 389 kph (242 mph) during its hunting dive (stoop). If said Falcon were to pee WHILE hunting, the velocity in which the pee comes out added to the falcons current speed means THAT pee is faster than the Falcon.

Did you guys see the formula one race, the winner was faster than Falcon Piss!

Falcon Piss by PacificNorthWesty February 15, 2026

Falcon Piss

The peregrine falcon is the fastest animal on Earth, capable of reaching speeds over 389 kph (242 mph) during its hunting dive (stoop). If said Falcon were to pee WHILE hunting, the velocity in which the pee comes out added to the falcons current speed means THAT pee is fast as ferk!

Did you guys see the formula one race, the winner was fast as Falcon Piss!

Falcon Piss by PacificNorthWesty February 15, 2026