Crumpet Moment

When an individual attempts to be funny but instead grossly enacts a social faux pas of such painful proportion that it becomes a new core memory for the speaker.

Wow, the Trump versus Elon beef has soo many crumpet moments in it!

by Donnum June 6, 2025

Moments of Joy

And stop fucking insinuating that because I manage to find some moments of joy on my miserable life it entirely invalidates the claim that- My neighbor got their car stolen I could hear him yelling about his car being gone, that's crazy- that this isn't pernicious or that it doesn't need to stop.

Hym "And no I'm not saying that we don't need to try to stop rape like seriously guy you fucking jump at every opportunity to take the worse fucking interpretation of everything that I say but it's like a higher order crime than can't be undone like murder or assault. THIS is like a second order crime where we know what was stolen and who it was stolen from and who stole it and that it was done with intent. And as far as the weaponized schizophrenia is concerned, it's not what they are saying it's what they are doing is contingent upon. Someone is clearly telling them to do that. They are feeding eachother information. And yeah the business don't want to have to fire all 7 of the employees doing it but I CAN'T LEAVE. And I shouldn't have to just pretend it isn't happening. And me being able to find moments of joy doesn't somehow negate the fact people are TRYING to immiserate me at work. They wait a week or two before they start doing it. I have symptoms that are getting worse and can't get diagnosed. I mean... Fuck. I don't need sympathy. It wouldn't do anything for me but holy shit."

by Hym Iam June 13, 2025

tyler moment

when someone fucks up in a situation which one should never fuck up in

“Hey you said we’d take pictures at 10 cause you have to leave at 1. It’s noon!”
“Ah my bad. That’s a tyler moment”

by bundleofsticksinabox April 3, 2024

Occult Club Moment

An instance where something, usually an item, is presented conveniently just before it is required, as seen in the video game Dark Souls, where the Occult Club is given to the player before the exact type of boss that is weak to it.

Another example; when finding C4 or an RPG right before encountering a heavily armored vehicle in a shooter game.

"Now that's an Occult Club Moment."

by LordIndifferent April 6, 2024

Jonny Fox Moment

being at the height of your game only to fumble, starting your journey all over again and reaching your peak again in another 2 weeks.
This will repeat at least 5 times a year

"Hey I got fired from my job."
"Again?"
"Yeah but the boss said i'll be back in a week, he likes having me around."
"Jonny Fox Moment."
"Yeah Lmao."

by Jacket1989_ April 12, 2024

LNU moment

A situation at a university characterized by a distinct lack of regard for student concerns or needs. Typically involves

significant delays in administrative or academic processes, such as correcting exams much later than expected.
A condition in which students are overwhelmed with excessive coursework, often accompanied by inadequate

instructions or explanations of the required concepts.

Example 1: "Waiting over two months just to get our exam results was a total LNU Moment."

Example 2:

student 1: "When do we get the exam results back?"

student2: "I don't now, I heard our teacher went to Africa for hiking"

by anonymous LNU student in pain April 16, 2024

rocc moment

A rocc moment happens when someone tells a guy to slit his wrists, came from a user, you guessed it, rocc, who said: "first off fuck you and actually do mutilate your wrists"
Not commonly used.

innocent: hey guys have you heard of this new game called baldi school tycoon where you-
dumbass: shut up, go mutilate yo fucking wrists
random guy: rocc moment
innocent: true

by deliveryman910 April 22, 2024