John Paul 

A mega faggot and likes dick

John Paul is a mega faggot

John Paul by Bigdeke13 January 15, 2020

CRAPPER, JOHN 

HAPPY 46th BIRTHDAY ..I hope you spend it on the CRAPPER, JOHN...whatever happens to you over there has absolutely NO effect on me over here..I figured that out last September 2004...When a door closes another opens..at least for me!!! haha... I am now engaged..I hope you have a very nice life...and a Wonderful Birthday with your mother....while she holds your hand on the - CRAPPER , JOHN.

Crapper John you look just like MoE from the 3 Stooges...I look just like Barbie now....you lose...hahahaaa

CRAPPER, JOHN by ClarrisaKnowsAll April 23, 2005

johnathon 

1. When you race a friend to the Porta-Potty.
2. When you run a long way to get to the Porta-Potty.

1. I ran a johnathon against Jack.
2. Dylan ran a johnathon because the Porta-Potty was 30 yards away.

johnathon by DarthRM February 27, 2015

Magic Johnson 

The name given by a male to a penis that a woman fantasizes about.

Gina couldn't stop from having a wet dream thinking about Magic Johnson.

Magic Johnson by urbandict1 July 26, 2010

John Brown 

the newest white rapper to be on the scene, he has mad talent, and great flows, he is an entity, not a rapper (per say), He was on the white rapper show, and is very good looking, Known for saying "hallelujah holla back" and saying "ghetto revival"...

John Brown lost to $hamrock on "The White Rapper Show" but has gone WAY farthest than $hamrock...

John Brown by sunshine_at_midnite April 7, 2008

Sir Elton John 

when you're fucking someone in the ass and then pull out and cum on their face, then you knight them with your penis and then make them suck the shit and cum off of your cock.

i just gave Anny a Sir Elton John, I dont think we'll be seeing that cunt anymore, there was alot of shit on my dick from fucking her and i forced her to suck it clean.

Sir Elton John by MasterSquirtel September 10, 2011

Dirty John Szpakowski 

Getting gang banged in the ass by a dozen gay midgets.

John requested a Dirty John Szpakowski because he likes gay butt sex.

Dirty John Szpakowski by mac November 12, 2004