December 8th

National give your girl a hoodie day

On December 8th you should do the right thing and give your gf a hoodie so she can think of you when your not around

by ShortCakeelol December 6, 2020

december 4th

national ass day. today will be ass so don’t bother waking up. wait til the next then everything should be ok. just don’t do anything risky or potentially harmful today or else your ass will pay for it. literally.

person 1: “what day is it?”
person 2: “omfg its december 4th, lock your doors and hide your kids it’s gonna be rough today”
person 1: “oh no :(“

by candle ring December 4, 2021

December

Give a girl a hoodie month. This is because its really fucking cold in December and a girl really wants a fucking hoodie. So just give it to her.

Its December give me your FUcking hoodie!!!!

by Garciaisdumb December 2, 2019

December 12

National be nice to people in bloxburg day!

Player 1:can u donate me 1M dollars?
Player 2: uh no! I’m gonna be broke!
Player 1:well you have to! It’s December 12!
Player 2: DANG IT!

by Simplys.justinn December 12, 2020

december

No dick december sorry ladies ur turn to suffer and u guys well y’all need to fap for the rest of the month at least y’all can nut

follow my insta Fakelxves

NO DICK DECEMBER

by Fakelxves November 19, 2019

December 1

National give yo mans some coochie day. He’s waited all November for this...

Girl A: Got any plans for tonight?

Girl B: It’s December 1, so I have to give it to my man. He’s been waiting for this all month.

Girl A: Oh yeah, I forgot. I’m gonna give him the WAP.

by d3.curly November 21, 2020

December 3rd

National sex day
Have sex with someone with this birthday

John:get in bed
Beth:why
John:its december 3rd you know what that means
Beth: what does it mean
John: its national sex day
Beth:moans loudly

by Put your dick in my mouth dadd May 24, 2021