A situation so shitty that no matter the outcome you end up being screwed, like a birthday cake that gives you AIDS, doesn't matter what slice you take, you'll get AIDS regardless.
"This is really brutal. I don't know what I'm going to do here, either way I go I'm fucked"
"Sounds like you've been given an AIDS birthday cake".
"Sounds like you've been given an AIDS birthday cake".
by thewarragulman April 07, 2018
When a man goes down and eats her girl out despite having a bad, smelly, and fungally yeast infection.
My friend: How did you and Abby celebrate her birthday?
Me: Me and Abby got a hotel room and she let me eat her Crab Cake!
Me: Me and Abby got a hotel room and she let me eat her Crab Cake!
by CK-HVACR August 11, 2024
Hey Jenny. Someone just cussed me out for telling them we didn’t have any specials. I’m giving her crab cakes.
by peppyjoto April 09, 2021
A man gathers his baby gravy into a receptacle, dries it, grinds it into a powder, keeps it next to his bed.
When engaging in the sex, just before climax, the man would grab a handful of nut powder and blow it into the face of his partner, thus powdering her like a Funnel Cake.
When engaging in the sex, just before climax, the man would grab a handful of nut powder and blow it into the face of his partner, thus powdering her like a Funnel Cake.
by goddammitbonnie April 30, 2022
by xbarnxdogx April 06, 2023
When you assert dominance over a petite chick and turn her upside down and then proceed to pound her.
by Xrayted May 24, 2019
When a man doesn't clean his ejaculatory residue off from his bellend for weeks/months/years, until the top of his penis resembles a frosted cake. (some might be inclined to add extra cake decorations to penis)
The man then proceeds to fuck his lover, thus giving her 'the pregnancy cake.'
The man then proceeds to fuck his lover, thus giving her 'the pregnancy cake.'
"Frank, I can't lie to you, I saved up for months and gave your girlfriend my pregnancy cake...
I promise, I'll let you know if she tells me she's pregnant, sorry bud."
I promise, I'll let you know if she tells me she's pregnant, sorry bud."
by Ganshee September 19, 2022