Cock Wine

Sperm, Cum, Ejaculation, Man Sauce

Cindy is coming over tonight for a personal Cock Wine tasting.

by Hookers March 7, 2008

trophy cock

The male equivalent of a trophy wife.

The widow rediscovered her passionate side with her new trophy cock, Jim, the 23 year-old surfer.

by Double Dave September 3, 2006

Marshmallow Cock

A male that has a soft, fat and short penis. As in the size and shape of a marshmallow.

woman 1 "so wot happened with u and the hunk last night? Heard u took
him home"

woman 2 " oh nothing much, he had a marshmallow cock! I couldn't feel a thing!"

by randomnization February 19, 2009

stove cock

A man who performs roles traditionally assigned to women, i.e. cooking, cleaning, and taking care of children.

Sam made all the guys dinner the other night, and today he ironed my shirt. That guy is such a stove cock.

by Marshall Banana January 17, 2004

Cock Jockey

A woman who rides a different penis every day/night.

I've heard she's a cock jockey. Might want to wrap that up properly, maybe even spray some Purell.

by Joe Spring December 14, 2010

cock wrench

a chinnese burn performed on the penis whilst erected.

when a man cheats on his girl and thinks he gets away with it his wife/girlfriend may give him a cock wrench to resolve the problem.

by aaaaarochey May 13, 2005

cactus cock

When a mans pubes are so thick and coarse that when he pulls out after sex several of his pubes are still stuck in the womans pubus region (like when you touch a cactus)

1. Oh man, My vag is sore, shawns got a major "cactus cock"

2. "I had sex with a guy who had cactus cock and i've been pulling his pubes out of my thighs and labia for days" exclaimed Emily

by em-dash July 6, 2009