John moment

this is a term used by people for when someone, preferably by the name of John, says something or posts something that isn’t funny at all. that is when the term is used to show how unfunny your friend John is.

“dude, check this out!!”
*John shows something unfunny*
“wow, that’s an John moment.”

by Johnnotfunny2020 October 5, 2020

Skye moment

Skye makes you want to jump off haileybury.

Skye made me have a Skye moment

by Defiantly not Skye August 22, 2022

Crusader Moment

1. When someone doxes an innocent person for no reason.

2. You have someone's life in your hands in a malicious manner.

1.

Friend 1: Hey have you heard what one guy did?
Friend 2: What did he do?
Friend 1: He pulled a Crusader Moment on Jellybean!
Friend 2: Ban him rn!

2. Hey guys I pulled a Crusader Moment on this person because I hate her and now her life is at my hands MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

by FlareDaStriker April 27, 2022

a real Codex moment

A photo-worthy instant during da 1980 Preakness where a racehorse illegally bumps or blocks a pretty little mare who otherwise would likely have won da race.

According to Google, da physical contact between Genuine Risk and a competing horse was a real Codex moment, and "still stings 40 years later".

by QuacksO April 11, 2023

Dark 5 Moment

When you know exactly what you are supposed to do, but still fuck it up anyway.

Person 1: Are you sure you got all of them?
Person 2: Yeah, they all say immune.
Person 1: No they don't you missed one, that's a dark 5 moment bro.
Person 2: Go Fuck yourself.

by Arkeon December 1, 2021

catwalk moment

When you have a brainwave and there is a knot in your head that desolves

e.g. that you suddenly understand catwalk is the word for runway walking because cats walk the same way. that's a catwalk moment then

by LennLennLenn April 26, 2020

wally moment

when somebody does something thinking everybody’s going to laugh but nobody does/when somebody is being embarrassing

“stop talking, that was a wally moment.”

by mspianowoman September 10, 2023