tit clamp

When a very strong, large-tittied female grabs a male by the ears and forces his face between her funbags. She the begins to loudly hum, causing her chest to vigorously vibrate, shaking the man's eyes out and suffocating him.

Yo I hit up dat fat bitch Shaniqua she tit clamped my face. She was so sweaty.

by The tit chugger June 10, 2016

Titted

Slang for angry, mad, pissed, frustrated, annoyed

I’m so titted that she reminded the teacher we had homework due!

by T Sleazy June 1, 2018

Zit tits

Small, underdeveloped breast on an adult woman

Sometimes due to hormonal conditions womens breast don't fully develop and stay in the "buds stage"

Very small boobs resembling over-stuffer zits

"I always wear chicken cutlets in tights shirts otherwise you can see my zit tits"

"I'm saving for a boobs job, because of PCOS I have these zit tits"

by Embarrassedonlive March 28, 2025

Tit Whip

1. When you get hit in the face with breasts
2.a term for females who are either super big fans of Indiana Jones or dominant females in a BDSM relationship. Seen as derogatory.

1. So, I got tit whipped by Alex..
2. Jasp is such a tit whip.

by Satan's Anal Beads June 3, 2015

tits

something i will never have

i have no tits

by mtfc.soph February 2, 2023

Them titties titting

An inspirational quote from a little boy thought to be from another little boy named Yisrael, yet was proven false in a Cut video named "Mom Guesses Which Dirty DM Her Son Sent | Thirst Trapped | Cut" Truly a masterpiece of the english language.

Dave: Yo, did you know someone said them titties titting in a cut video before?
Michael: Yeah! I TOTALLY saw it!

by Stupid Af July 22, 2021

Small Tits

Anything below a C-cup (and some c-cups) are small tits

"I don't have small tits, I wear a 34B!"

"Tiny tits says what?"

"What?"

"I'm a B cup now so they're average"

I know you can still fit in ur training bras girl....

by Embarrassedonlive February 12, 2025