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Little Ivy League

A Little League program teaching both the rules of baseball and fundamental school subjects. Little Ivy League teaches students/players to find the academic side of baseball. After three years of the program’s existence, there is now a waitlist. Teams include the Oxford Commas, Academics, and the Fly Beta Catchers. To quote the CEO of Little Ivy League, “We knew these children would do best learning the aerodynamics of the baseball before just randomly whacking it with a bat. And of course, we encourage our children NEVER to steal bases, but to ‘abscond’ and/or ‘pilfer’”
Mrs. Eloise Falsetto submitted her child into Little Ivy League so he could optimize his down time as a left fielder with a tutor. He is now top of the class, due to all the time properly spent learning since clearly those Little Leaguers can never hit the ball as far out as he was positioned.
by Professor Psuedonym November 14, 2023
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Little not little

My little babynuts brother person my niece's new best friend my soulmates little I love.
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Little Mikey

Jessie's boyfriend who has a small dick and gets very grumpy/horny when she calls him at 4 AM
Little Mikey gets mad when I say I am more dominant than him
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dysfunctional little fuck

Not operating normally or properly or unable to deal adequately with normal social relations.
You're a dysfunctional little fuck. One phone call could get you onto Ricki Lake.

One phone call, you and you're fucked up family. Ricki would get 10 episodes out of you!
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little brown stick

A symbol of strength and unity among friends.
Bro 1: That object right there is a symbol of strength and unity among friends.

Bro 2: Ah yes, a little brown stick.
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Little Ron

n. Although often gaining the best of marks, will never quite feel at ease around peers due to one's desire to impress. The pressure of feeling insufficient because of their subordinate past, it often leads to orbital type behaviour when their OODA loop is fragged; much like that of a jumbo jet in a holding pattern over Heathrow.
Have you seen what happened to the boss? The stress has caused him to Little Ron
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Little poppy

Affectionate term for a little girl. Sometimes used for women over 18.
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