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Blow john

When you receive a blow job while the giver is defecating profusely.
I got a mean blow john last night. That shit was so good but man it stank!
by Sylax6 December 21, 2025
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John smith yuh

John smith is the best American, he makes his Wife stay in the kitchen and he has a farm. He hates you if you’re not American and he loves trump.
by spidermanyuh March 7, 2022
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John

John is the most chill/relaxed guy you will ever meet. John is an osu player, he can fc maps that you think are impossible to even complete. When the time is 7:27, John will be there waiting for you to say, 'wysi.'

You can be rude to John, but he really doesn't care and if you tell John a secret he wont tell anyone because he couldn't care less about it.
by Acekill43 March 4, 2022
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John Paul

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by Dave Quita November 23, 2021
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John(epic gamer)

He’s usually called gayboy69 and pretty obvious epic gamer
Wow john(epic gamer) getting all the pussy, must have been the fortnite he’s been recently playing
by sum mudderdarker February 7, 2019
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Alright calm down John

In response to, “ How I be looking at the Auschwitz guard when he tries to cremate me in the dollar store oven (the chimney is not even attached to the building)”

Alright calm down John
by Moloch hatin schizo October 31, 2022
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John from the streams

John from the streams is some gay furry names John from Aka Krispies streams, he is a member of the Krisiest SMP and doesnt hate women.
Hey, have you heard of John from the streams?
OMNG JOHN?!?!?!
by johnomgjawsk November 14, 2020
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