Moving Boxes

A unit of weight to be used in lieu of traditional standards when attempting to spread false information, fear monger or mislead another into believing the mass of an object is much greater. One moving box (1mbs) is equal to 0.75lbs, 12oz, 0.340194kb, 0.3 courics or 1 large potato.

"I've held an AR-15 in my hand, it is as heavy as ten boxes that you might be moving." - Representative Sheila Jackson Lee

I've already lost 2 moving boxes this week!

by BlackS3ven AkA Greco September 26, 2019

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boxed lunch

What it says on the tin. It's not a vagina, you perverts!!

Boxed lunch is convenient because it doesn't make a mess everywhere.

by TidePodIngebrigtsen69 April 4, 2017

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ciao box

to leave during cunninlingus.

Patti tasted so bad that i had to ciao box outta there.

by Vicariously April 6, 2009

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Big Box Guru

A person who is romantically attracted to large cardboard boxes.

Yo that guy is such a Big Box Guru

by APTHOMP0905 January 14, 2024

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Breath box

When you’re in the car and eating something greasy and cheesy like Taco Bell without the ac on and windows rolled up. The windows begin condensating and next thing you know you’re sitting in a hot box full of breath. Best done with 2 or more people

Roll the fuckin window down it’s such a breath box in here

by $teiner December 19, 2024

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