one-eyed monster

in the 1950's one-eyed monster was a very popular nick name given to the bulging televisions of the time. It is also a slang name for a camera.

Are you watching that One-Eyed Monster again Marge?

by Patrick London July 18, 2006

ONE LOV3

a love unlike any other. if you are lucky enough to experience it, one love will be the only words you can use to describe the feeling. it can be used for life, a significant other, family, ect.

Baby, you are my ONE LOV3.

by kelsea kuliaikanuu June 25, 2008

one round clown

A boyfriend who can only have sex once and then passes out shortly afterward. It could mean that he is too old, too drunk or he doesn't find you that attractive to have sex with you again.

Girl 1: Aww girl, me and my man did it ALL-NIGHT last night! He wouldn't stop. He went for five rounds!

Girl 2: You are so lucky! My man and I only did it once last night. He is a one round clown.

by cityguychicago February 17, 2010

One-Wheeled Haystack

Something you just can't believe.

You're not gonna believe this... it's a One-Wheeled Haystack!

by FreethinkerRyan January 20, 2011

One Night Skype

Giving someone or recieving Skype info, and having a conversation or video chat once, only to never make contact on Skype again. Usually occurs late at night in cases of extreme bordem.

Tom: Bro, last night I had a one night Skype with Angelina.
Roger: Really? Did she show you anything?
Tom: No...

by Senor Pasteles January 25, 2011

One Flight Stand

Striking up a flight long conversation with a person on an airplane while never knowing / asking their name. Relationship ends after you get the luggage from the overhead compartment.

That old lady wouldn't shut the hell up. To make her feel better, I gave her a one flight stand.
I cant believe that I used my drink tickets on that one flight stand.

by bizzaro14 July 1, 2010

One Love Stand

A usually alcohol-induced one night stand complete with nonchalance, good times, and absolutely no regret.

One good woman, one good man, two shots of happiness, a one love stand.

by SlidderYouStink May 31, 2011