#1 Joseph simp is the best cousin of 2021, also did you know she had not one, but TWO badges for the character photographer also known as Joseph in the asymmetrical horror game 1v4 identity v also known as identity 5 (idv) 😟
me: omg look it’s #1 Joseph simp!!!
gojo: who tf is that⁉️
me: someone that likes you ofc 😋
(Imagine liking gojo)
gojo: who tf is that⁉️
me: someone that likes you ofc 😋
(Imagine liking gojo)
by lovelyrqbekah July 21, 2021
Get the #1 Joseph Simpmug. 
A man who will literally do anything to win over a woman, only hoping for successful results (none guaranteed) and rejecting any self respect just to stroke their ego, losing respect from any friend along the way.
Has tendency to lie and over exaggerate truths to continue to stroke their ego.
Has tendency to lie and over exaggerate truths to continue to stroke their ego.
*Friends talking about their Simp friend*
Friend 1: “I can’t believe Friend 3 stayed up all night spray-painting a wall with cutouts and neon pink just to get some ass.”
Friend 2: “She didn’t even sleep with him. He ended up sleeping on the couch and got told to leave in the morning.”
Friend 3: “Oh yeah? Well she’s pretty hot and I’m totally going to nail her next time!”
Friend 1: “What a Simp.”
Friend 2: “Definitely a Simp.”
Friend 1: “I can’t believe Friend 3 stayed up all night spray-painting a wall with cutouts and neon pink just to get some ass.”
Friend 2: “She didn’t even sleep with him. He ended up sleeping on the couch and got told to leave in the morning.”
Friend 3: “Oh yeah? Well she’s pretty hot and I’m totally going to nail her next time!”
Friend 1: “What a Simp.”
Friend 2: “Definitely a Simp.”
by Whoopsie69696969 May 16, 2022
Get the Simpmug. Haha SIMP!
by dictionarier July 7, 2020
Get the Simpmug. A guy who will do ANYTHING for a chick. Usually called Angelo or George, these people will literally compliment a girl for no reason at all, buy her things and be an all round pussy in the effort to impress a girl who is not interesting. Most commonly, these people are not very good looking and will often us the phrase "nice guys finish last". Avoid at all costs.
1. "Hey bro, Angelo is such a simp for her"
2. Past tense " The other day I saw Angelo simping for this girl, it was so cringe"
2. Past tense " The other day I saw Angelo simping for this girl, it was so cringe"
by Pickmeboipolice69 November 21, 2021
Get the Simpmug. Boi: Have you seen jess? shes beautiful! but im scared to compliment her...
Boi 2: dude, your such a simp!
Boi 2: dude, your such a simp!
by Introvert lmao August 3, 2020
Get the Simpmug. When caitlonias says " I love you *** **** , you are my bestfreind and my favorite person and I want to breed with you so hard"
by Hugh janus888 June 13, 2021
Get the Simps-R-USmug.